mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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