somebody snuck up and got me drunk
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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