Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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