What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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