is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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