i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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