I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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