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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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