Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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