Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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