Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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