I got chris browned last night
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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