I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
It's rum buckets o'clock
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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