dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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