Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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