I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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