I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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