just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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