I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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