Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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