a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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