trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
and you fell through a lawn chair
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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