I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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