Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize