Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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