I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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