Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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