We named our party play list daddy issues
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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