Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
