I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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