theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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