Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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