I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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