Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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