i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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