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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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