well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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