I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
tell me about the fingering
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