Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
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Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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