well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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