i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Do you have feelings for this penis?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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