A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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