i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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