life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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