So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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