your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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