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Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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