How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I skipped work to stalk him.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.