Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.