ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?