I think i peed on brittanys purse
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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