I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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