"it" just moved
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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