honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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