i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
